A stripper?!

Little messenger conversation between me and my dear friend. Bless him!

FriendX: Hi, Chica!
How's it going?
Me: Hi, Friend X!
It's going nervously. Can't sleep. And yourself?

(long pause..)

Me: OK, OK! It's going great - are you talking to me now..
FriendX: What's the problem then?
Me: No, there's no problem, I'm just anxious about going back to Estonia.
FriendX: When do you get here?
Me: On the *******.
Are you in Estonia or in CountryX?

FriendX: Are you planning to stay awake until the ****** of February?
I'm in CountryX
Me: hahaa..no, I'm not planning to..but it seems like I haven't got a choice
FriendX: Might've guess you've got the travel fever. And how long for?

Me: mnjaaa..I'm not sure it's a good idea at all..to go back
FriendX: Why's that?

Me: I'm staying for a week

FriendX: didn't you have some school stuff there to do?

Me: I'm only for a week. I'll quit the school. I've got plenty of time to study. Maybe someday again
FriendX: I don't quite get it. Where for a week?
What are you planning next?
Me: To Estonia for a week! Then back to England. Staying here till April and then I've got four places to choose from, don't know where life takes me..whether to Portugal, back to Spain, to Gibraltar or maybe to Germany.
Germany only because I would like to improve my language
FriendX: Well, if you're there for a week, maybe we'll meet. I'll be there next weekend
Me: You know, to be honest..would be nice to see you, fuck knows, when I'll come again or when you'll come again
FriendX: What about German?
Me: I was going to visit ***** too.
I studied German since seventh grade and there isn't much use of it when I can't speak it. Want to be in the environment of that language and get it right..or something like that..

FriendX: I'm still struggling to understand how can you do it. Where do you get the strength and what are you living on?

Me: I'm living on air, hope and love
hhahhahaa
No, actually I'm a stripper. 25 - 65 thousand kroons per month
FriendX: so
And it's OK
Me: what so?

FriendX:

Me: yeah, it's ok
FriendX: no - seriously
Me: I recommend it to you too..we've got here some hot guys like you
FriendX: I think I don't quite get it right know
Is it some kind of a joke?
Me: I see that you don't get anything at all..

FriendX: I don't know much about you
Me: Come down to earth, where do you think I got the money..that I'm really a volunteer..hitchhiking from airport to airport?! Not many people actually know me. Or they know what they see or have heard
FriendX: Ok -got it -and did you know that it's the job when you went there?
Me: Yeah, sure. My friend's a hostess here.
An old friend

FriendX: And what's the job like?

Me: Well. it depends on your contract. Dancing, dancing and touching or only lap dance. or topless service in the bar. nothing bone breaking
in this club sex service is strictly out of question
FriendX: Chica - why are you doing this
I'm your friend
talk to me
Me: You know, Friend X, I'm doing what I'm always been good at. Seems like that's the only thing I'm good at. Plus not the most modest wage plus travelling plus million other things. And that's the place where the feelings are unnecessary. Cos I don't know how to handle them anyway and when I try to then I'll definitely mess up. Big time. And I've always enjoyed being in the middle of the attention.
Take it or leave it
äh..it's been somehow easy to tell you
FriendX: ok -I'm not judging you and if it suits you there's nothing others can say. Everyone decides for themselves and I'm not the best example myself either. It's just that..it came as a really big surprise.
But my heart is heavy now
can't help myself
I can't even imagine what's the job like
Me: decent
hahaa..as decent as it could be!
I reckon I've definitely screwed up my future with it
FriendX: Why's that?
Me: but it's fun

FriendX: don't think so
fun?????????
"don't think so" was meant for the future part

Me: Oh. FriendX, I'm sorry..I thought it would be fun with you..not the job..well maybe it would be fun. I should try first. DON'T START TO YELL AT ME, PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Should try the job first not you -don't get me wrong now, please.
AARGH damn! Anyway in one word - don't believe everything I say..I mean it was a joke.

FriendX: I don't understand anything and I can't believe you NOW, can I? or what!
Me: hmm..
no, no I mean it. I'm not a stripper. They wouldn't let me in even if I was a guest! Sorry, i couldn't resist. it was so good to make fun of you.
Please forgive meeeee
FriendXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!
Friendx: and where did you get all the money?
all of it!
Me: what money..I'm poor as an Estonian!
FriendX: I can't go to Spain!
Me:Yes you can if you borrow some money from your brother!
FriendX: I'm still in between
I don't want you to go that road
and if I can I'll help
Me:You know what - I'll come to Estonia and we'll take some shots of vodka and we'll talk about it thoroughly, alright?
FriendX: so you wouldn't go that road
Deal!

Me: helping me to go that road, or what?
FriendX: no, no, no, no
Me:viuhhhh. ok. We'll meet and talk
Hope you're not going to stay up until ****** as well now...
FriendX: I sleep like a..whatever
I'm a heavy sleeper
Me: Yes..you are
FriendX: take care and hey - if there's any trouble I'll try to help
Me: Ok, thank youuuuuuuu!!!! See you! and sorry about the joke...
FriendX: I'm still not sure was it a joke or not but what the heck-I'm starting to recover and to understand. If so then so it will be- still a friend
Me: I knew you would understand. If not you, then who else..
FriendX: Exactly!
Me: Ok. I have to go and have to have a cigarette..just in case. I've noticed that people say it when they want to end the conversation.. :)
Bye
FriendX: yep. but really-if there's anything , you know worries or something, let me know, ok?
Me: Thanks FriendX, I'm deeply grateful. you know not many keep in touch
FriendX: Me always
Bye
Me: Bye
FriendX: I'm going for a cigarette :)