anyway
Going through The Little Confusion, has given me some pretty good reasons not to get out of bed ..when one could simply just stay in bed for as long as one wishes or in my case - as long as I'm not being threatened to die of OOD ..also known as an Orgasm Over Dose..if it's humanly possible...and if it is, then I wish the length of my death to be infinite
See, the thing is, that She..OK..I've been calling Her .ehm..Her or She..so - from now on She shall be Hershe. Hershe brought me back a present from Glasgow - a little pink thing with batteries which we named Meow..for some obvious reasons ;) and I've never had a sex toy before in my whole quarter of a century long life (Hershe finds the fact to be deeply shocking) and of course I've never ever let anyone to do things to me that She's allowed to do (she finds the fact NR 2 to be deeply shocking as well)..
Point being - I'm calling on all human race to get rid of your pudicity. .at least when it comes to having "sexy time" .. and just to try new things, to release your fantasies, to experiment..with your partner!
Because it's worth it
take my word
Cos all this shit is pretty new to me and I don't know what the fuck to think of it or should I think at all, I did some awereaness excercise in my Internest (Internest -The concoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet...God how I love Urban dictionry!)..and here are some results from the Urban Dictionary :
bisexual
"The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find. '
"The WOMEN that LESBIANS cant stand. Which boggles my mind because Hetero's judge you for your sexual preference, why do the same?
I go to gay clubs, meet a woman..let her know I am Bi...she proceeds to roll her eyes. Ugh."
"Someone who is in all ways attracted to both guys and girls. It is not because they are sex fanatics, or simply can't decide. Being bisexual is not a phase from people who haven't fully come out yet. It is as real as being straight or gay. You might have a preference over one sex, but bisexual means you can be attracted to both genders sexually, physically, and emotionally. In other words, you are fully capable of FALLING IN LOVE with them, just as a woman would fall in love with a man. It's not a circus freak thing.
Sally fucked Jack and Jill, and enjoyed them both.
I am bisexual. "
"Reading some of the above answers showed a rather entertaining mix of beliefs concerning bisexuality, mostly just attacks on it vaguely disguised as definitions. I don't care about the fact that you can write well, it doesn't persuade me that I'm 'mentally ill' at all. Bisexuals, like me, are simply people capable of falling in love with people of either gender. It's a simple matter of love, and NOT a step towards being gay. I acknowledge the fact that there are a lot of people out there who claim to be bisexual when they're really straight/gay/lesbian, but the majority of these are attention seekers. I am NOT to be classed in this category; if I was an attention seeker, everyone would know. I haven't told more than two people in the whole world so far, excluding all the people reading this. And, contrary to popular opinion, bisexual people can hold down relationships with one person at a time. They don't find the need to run off and have sex with the first good looking person they meet. That person is a bigot, not a bisexual. Just because some bigots are bisexual doesn't mean that all bisexuals are bigots.
In conclusion, I'd like to say that bisexuality is a perfectly normal choice that, whether they like to admit it or not, almost 95% of the population of the world is sitting on.
I've always wanted children, ever since I can remember. I've fallen desperately in love with a girl, so deep that it hurts every time I see her. But I fantasize over men and prefer their bodies. I am bisexual - get over it!"
"A bunch of whores who believe they are soo cool because they will fuck anything that walks. They love breaking up happy relationships because of what they want, they will get into relationships dealing with 2 partners. They will have sex with anybody who says "yes." And they mock homosexuality by saying they are just like them, while fucking guys and girls. Mainly just men who are afraid of coming out of the closet, and girls who want attention so desperately that they will be in this club. Bisexuals often try to say that they are just as oppressed as gays which is not true, seeing that almost every bisexual gets their ass kissed, and cock sucked for saying they are."
And something a little bit more scientific or realistic from the Bisexual index page:
"A bisexual is someone who is attracted to more than one gender. You might care about the gender of your partner a lot, a little, or not at all - but their gender doesn't prevent you from being attracted to them. "
Hershe walked in the room for a ciggy break and I told her what I was up to and asked whether she, as a lesbian, hates bisexuals..and therefore me as well.. She gave me a big hug and said:" Don't label yourself, it's no one's business. You are you.'
And that's why I love her
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